if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me
I sincerely sincerely sincerely apologize
I know I let you down
just so we’re clear, i use
as gender-neutral and affectionate names
don’t forget son
What am I forgetting dad
You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.
Nobody won this day
Whoever runs the Taco Bell twitter is pretty cool.
I hope this makes some of you in a better mood. Because I’m feeling quite over the day. But this helps a bit.